Raw: No Fucking Raw Tofuckingday

There will be no fucking Raw today because fuck.


No Fucking Raw Tofuckingday | Evangeline Jennings

There will be no fucking Raw today because fuck.

Fuck the school district.

Fuck them for using their fucking autodiallers to tap parents up for donations and sell us shit all the fucking time, but not to fucking advise us about something as fucking trivial as immunization requirements that would block–my guess–at least a hundred kids from registering for school yesterday. School starts on fucking Monday.

Fuck their rudeness and hostility to a twelve-year-old with autism who was trying to do registration on his own for the first fucking time.

Fuck doctors who move to swanky new professional buildings and increase their prices while their fucking patients are struggling to make both fucking ends meet. And fuck paying for their fucking awful parking. And their fucking receptionists who fucking ignore you for five full fucking minutes while they bitch about someone who didn’t come to fucking work for fuck’s fucking sake. And further fucking fuck them for trying to refuse to give up a child’s immunization records until he can attend a “wellness check” — we can probably fit you in next week, all the kids will be back at school. And fuck them yet again–just because–for not asking to see ID before giving me his records after I fucking death-stared them into fucking right the fuck off with their fucking wellness check.

And pretty much fuck everything.


Valorie Curry
Not even an artist’s impression

Evangeline Jennings is packing her bags and moving to Reno where she will wear black on the outside and shoot motherfuckers just to watch them die.


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