Yet more Weasel Words — This is the third and final road-test of our planned new interview formats. We can’t decide whether to call this Who The Heck or Who The Hell but either way it clearly requires less cussing than the classic Who The Fuck.
Who the hell are you? A genius, billionaire, playgirl philanthropist … with a dream, of course.
I have nothing to declare but my genius and … ? Mini – a collection of two short stories I am rather proud of.
Why the hell should we care? Because caring is an integral part of human relationships and building connections.
What the hell do you care about? Cake, obviously.
If you could murder any best-selling author and get away with it, guaranteed, who would you kill? And how? That Fifty Shades writer. It might be cliché, but I have my reasons. First of all, fan fiction of Twilight, really? Terrible writing. And perpetrating a false impression of the S&M world. Now, killing is too kind. I’d simply make her reread her novels over and over until her throat seized up and her eyes bled.
You are about to be castaway with the author or fictional character of your choice. You’re going to be alone with them for at a full year. Who would you choose? And why? Hermione Granger because she could wizard us up a fabulous time and she’s not so hard on the eyes.
What is next for you? Just between the two of us, I am writing the greatest book every penned. It will be done shortly. And also, I’ve been playing a lot of Candy Crush and eating many sandwiches.
Tell us a secret. I hadn’t worn underwear for two weeks until today.
More Tee, Vicar?
Everything in Tee Tyson’s life is a cliché and she works hard to keep it that way. As a West Coast island dwelling nerd, she wastes the hours of her life knitting and drinking herbal tea. While she is trying to get her act together and become a responsible adult, it is becoming clear growing up isn’t her forte, and swearing and eating baked goods is.
One day she hopes to retreat into solitude where she will finally find the time to finish all the stories she has started. Hey, a girl can dream.