By Evangeline Jennings
On Friday the 13th, the very lovely Kate Garrett announced our possibly annual Valentine’s Day competition for the anti-romantic syllable counters among you.
Well, the competition is closed and the winners have been chosen. And as soon as Kate has been able to catch up with all of them, she will make the customary announcement complete with the winning words and some details and shit about the winners.
So, please, no more haiku. Not until next year.